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Forget Puff the Magic Dragon, all the Whos in Whoville are a bunch of…

November 29, 2007

…pot heads. That’s right. The Whos in Whoville are a bunch of potheads. Originally written in 1957 by Dr. Seuss, he apparently ushers in the smoke-filled era of the 60’s with his seemingly innocent book, How the Grinch stole Christmas!, which was later turned into a cartoon in 1966. The whole premise of the story is about how “The Man” (the Grinch) is trying to be a buzz-kill by taking away all the “presents” (i.e. drugs and drug paraphernalia) of the Whos. I guess, at least in the beginning, this story was more of an intervention than anything else. The Grinch was trying to do the right thing. Unfortunately, as most Hollywood stories go, the poor Grinch succumbs to the peer pressure, joins in, and apparently enjoys his decision. To make matters worse, Max, the dog, (obviously the existential manifestation of the Grinch’s conscience), also joins in. Perhaps to symbolize the Grinch totally giving himself over?

So what evidence do I have for this? Well, they are as follows and I quote, “Then he slunk to the icebox. He took the Whos’ feast! He took the Who-pudding! He took the roast beast! He cleaned out that icebox as quick as a flash. Why, that Grinch even took their last can of Who-hash!” Q.E.D.

So how did I come up with such an outlandish idea? Well, I was sitting on the couch, stuffing my face with Cheetos while watching the Grinch yesterday and, you get the rest.


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The death of our public education system. (you have goooot to see this video)

August 27, 2007

I may be a bit late to the party on this one, but I’m sure for at least a few of you, it will be news to you too. As you may (or may not) know, the Miss Teen USA “pageant” was held over the weekend. At one point the contestants were each asked a question. The question posed to a one Miss South Carolina was why she thought 1/5 of American school kids could not find the U.S. on a map. Now, many people have made fun of her answer, as I’m sure you will. However, I would take a different position and say that her answer was probably the most correct answer any one could have possibly given. If you do nothing else, you have goooot to see this video. You won’t be sorry.