That’s right. The Fairy Prince of late night dun stoe my bit making fun of Chris Hansen’s latest offering, “To catch an iPod theif”. I wrote a little sum’m sum’m last Thursday pointing out the complete and utter waste of time (and money) that whole skit was. And what do I see Monday? Conan the Barbarian doing the same thing! Sure, being a TV show, his jab was a bit more elaborate, aaand yes, he probably doesn’t even know I exist, but that is not the point. I demand satisfaction! Althoughhh, a few people have looked at that post. So I suppose it is conceivable that one of his flunkies did read it. Yes. Yes my fellow hoppers, I do believe that the glove does indeed fit this time. Quick, somebody get Johnny Cochran on the phone! I need to get my legal defense fund started! We need to get an e-mail campaign going and bring down www.hornymanatee.com!