Don’t tell Ted…Ohhh the humanity!

It was a tragic site. Apparently, one of Ted’s brothers was murdered today. He was found floating in the water dish for the stray cat. We all knew he liked the occasional bet on the horses, but no one knew he was in this deep. The cops came, the crew from CSI: Miami was there doing their usual stupid, pointless things (the red haired guy was just standing there, staring at his reflection, putting on and taking off his sunglasses in various dramatic posses [I guess we all cope with grief in different ways]), and the poparotsi were buzzing around like gnats. Come to think of it, they were gnats.



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